cowboybeboop:

viste:

cowboybeboop:

reblog if u were on tumblr before yahoo bought it 

IT’S LITERALLY BEEN LIKE A DAY AND WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TRYING TO ACHIEVE WITH THIS POST

only a true tumblrite would understand. you just outed yourself as a yahooligan

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silencewillfall:

pizza:

egberts:

silencewillfall:

i just want to invite egberts over to my house for some pizza i mean how fun would that be

(whispering) dont say pizza she might hear you

well well well we meet again

this is the best day of my life

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haldrauve:

“Baby, I’m not from here. I’m from the Nightosphere.”

haldrauve:

“Baby, I’m not from here. I’m from the Nightosphere.”

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jerkenglish:

fuckin gay

jerkenglish:

fuckin gay

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googlevideos:

astronomy-to-zoology:

A Black and Rufous Sengi (Rhynchocyon petersi) being adorable.

video source

sniff snuff

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feather-pants:

Even though I’m to become seafoam….

It was fun while it lasted… right?….

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android18:

image

meanwhile at tumblr headquarters

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~***~

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178,073 plays

lilo1235:

batsingotham:

somethingdeathcantouch:

livvyham:

moriardee:

skittlemoose:

thenextdragonborn:

youtube-islife:

imaphilion:

agentamazing:

PAUSE

Press play and then go back to what you were doing before.

Whatever you were doing just got 10 times more exciting.

You’re welcome.

image

i was seriously just drinking tea but i felt like i was about to take over the world jesus

WHERE CAN I DOWNLOAD THIS!?!

Lyme disease just became a lot more interesting c:

I was trying to kill a mosquito, then played this and holy shit

if I get to kill the mosquito before the music is over the world is saved

it depends on me and my mosquito killing abilities

Try typing an essay while listening to this, I swear I’ve just convinced myself that if I finish my essay in time I will save the world.

I have to clean my room, or the world will die!

That was the worst. There was just too much pressure to win that game of minesweeper! What if I had failed? WHAT IF I HAD FAILED??

DO NOT PLAY WHILE SEARCHING FOR AIRPORT.
REPEAT: DO NOT PLAY WHILE SEARCHING FOR AIRPORT.

Studying for my Calc exam has never been more imperative.

Trying to sleep just became impossible

(Source: deandcas)

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Prospit dreamers.

(Source: deepskyblue)

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  • Capricorn:wow you pissed me off so I'm going to sulk in silence and snap if spoken to
  • Aquarius:YOU MADE ME UPSET IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD /melts into a dramatic heap
  • Pisces:I'M GONNA FUCKING THROW THINGS. LIKE THE BIGGEST TANTRUM. YOU HAVE -EVER- SEEN.
  • Aries:WOW I'M SO MAD for like a second. What's for dinner?
  • Taurus:BRB SMASHING HEADLONG THROUGH A WALL TO KILL YOU
  • Gemini:Oh, I'm not mad. Wait. YES I FUCKING AM. Okay maybe not. BUT THEN AGAIN--
  • Cancer:...oh. I'm angry. But you'll never know. Tillit'stoolate. Cookie?
  • Leo:/INDISCERNIBLE NOISES OF RAGE
  • Virgo:how could you do this to me. how. HOW??? Get out of my life. No wait baby come back...
  • Libra:Passively plotting your demise.
  • Scorpio:This'll only sting for a second. Unlike my wounds which'll bleed FOREVER and you'll never hear the end of it. WHIIIINE
  • Sagittarius:I have to leave before I kill someone. Bye!

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attilee:

pretty much.

attilee:

pretty much.

(Source: askthosesillystickmen)

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piyorii:

It’s a silly time to learn to swim on the way down

piyorii:

It’s a silly time to learn to swim on the way down

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shieldon:

You never ever really stop thinking there’s always at least one thought in your head isn’t that weird

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